Dear Diary....
My husband has not been happy with my mood swings lately, so the other day, he bought me a mood ring so he would be able to monitor my moods. When I'm in a good mood it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood it leaves a big red mark on his left cheek. Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.
Sincerely,
Bitchy!
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