No offense meant or to be taken by anyone reading this (especially if your name is Mick or Paddy or if you're Irish!)
Mick and Paddy reading headstones in a churchyard.
Mick says "Paddy! There's a bloke here who was 152 when he died!"
Paddy says "What was his name?"
Mick says.... "Miles from London!"
I will try to do a daily funny for you.